I was flipping through the channels this morning to find the news, and hear how the road conditions are before I decide to leave the house. I stopped briefly on Sesame Street cause the celebrity guest was Jason from General Hospital, and you know, HOT. I got distracted by my game until this skit came on. I'm still laughin y'all.

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Does anyone remember My Immortal, that horrid horrid piece of cow feces that was on Ff.net, circa 2006. It was deleted, but someone has posted a drinking game made out of it. However, these vids are of the The Sage, reading and reviewing My Immortal. They are worth a listen if you want to laugh hysterically (If you think you can sit through the ( Read more... )

If you love HP next gen, shipper wars, and crack, then you will adore this story!

The Incredible and Angsty Journey of Rose Weasley

Also, I'm puppy sittng my aunt's Yorkie for the next hour or so before I head to work.  He was happily sitting on the edge of the couch looking out the front windows until he heard me typing, then promptly decided he ( Read more... )

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An e-mail that was sent to me earlier:

THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION
ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME
WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE:

1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
 Marrying you has screwed up my life.

2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
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In my self-pity over being sick all last week, I forgot to mention that I hit a deer.  In the truck.  At 40 mph.  Ironically enough, I don't even like deer meat.  And now I have a busted headlight (although I'm surprised there hasn't been any more damage than that).  I've been driving the truck because my car is up on jacks.  finding a fourteen- ( Read more... )

some funny lists I ran across online

( A Cowboy's Guide To Life )

I found this pic on nola.com


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 Nineteen Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your ( Read more... )